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First Rule of Fight Club

Christian — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:00:01 +0000

Here at dddt we like to keep things loose, have a real good time, and always push the envelope, but we do have one rule that we feel strongly about.

The only rule at dddt IS THAT THERE ARE NO RULES, GRANDMA!

“But Sharkman, isn’t it a rule that every post has to be a 17 page essay from nerdville jr. high?”

Um, no. Actually that’s not a rule. But that’s what I have wanted you to think up to this point so that you wouldn’t see it coming. “See what coming?” Me blowing your mind.

Now you will please enjoy a few of my favorite local commercials:

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Rumble in the Jungle

Christian — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:20:58 +0000

This is the best animal battle ever recorded (trust me, I’ve seen all of them). Some of you may have seen this. The rest of you need to.

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Friday Fun Video Time!

Davis — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:57:46 +0000

Look, I can count on one finger the number of Mormon-themed attempts at humor that I’ve found funny. And Twilight-related jokes at this point in the game are generally pretty Jay Leno-y. (“You want to see bloodsuckers? I’ll save you the $9 and drive you to my lawyer’s office!!”) So I’ll be the first to admit that I was a little skeptical about the below video. My skepticism was misplaced.

Twilight Years from Tom on Vimeo.

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Personality Test

Davis — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:24:03 +0000

(Author’s note: What’s this? A post in the afternoon? Two posts in one day? Whaaa? Don’t get lazy. You think you know us? You don’t know us. )

Do you like personality tests? I do. If you want to take a brief but insightful one, go ahead and read the rest of this post.

Step 1: Watch this video.

Step 2: Answer the following question: Did you laugh really hard during this video?

Ok, are you ready for your results?

If you answered “Yes” to the question in Step 2, you are a successful, actualized person who has tons of cool friends and a sweet car.

If you answered “No” to the question in Step 2, you are an unhappy, annoying person who spoils everyone’s fun. The worst part is that you don’t even mean to spoil everyone’s fun. You’d actually like to join in the fun, but every time you try to it just gets awkward and weird and everyone kind of walks off. But then a few minutes later you notice that everyone has regrouped a few feet away from you, and they’re all kind of staring at you and obviously talking about you. So maybe laughing at bloopers isn’t the most sophisticated thing in the world to do. Congratulations. You’re more sophisticated than everyone else. I hope sophisticated makes sure to show up at your housewarming party, because no one else will. The rest of us will be at my house, gathered around the TV watching America’s Funniest Home Videos, having an amazing time with some really hot girls who you don’t even know.

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