Comments on: Special Delivery http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/ Wisdom about stupidity Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:21:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Christian http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1708 Christian Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:32:50 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1708 I'm seriously considering not having anymore real kids, but rather getting a Newborn Hal and bringing him out of the closet every 2 years or so for the family to spoil and coo at. I’m seriously considering not having anymore real kids, but rather getting a Newborn Hal and bringing him out of the closet every 2 years or so for the family to spoil and coo at.

]]> By: Ben Pratt http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1705 Ben Pratt Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:36:32 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1705 Oh dear. Oh dear.

]]> By: Ryan http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1704 Ryan Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:34:19 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1704 Well obviously. They shipped some of her essential parts separately. Well obviously. They shipped some of her essential parts separately.

]]> By: Davis http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1703 Davis Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:28:50 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1703 Birthing Noelle does not look like she had a good experience. Birthing Noelle does not look like she had a good experience.

]]> By: Ryan http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1702 Ryan Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:26:32 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1702 Wow, Craig, that is seriously scary. I can't believe Newborn Hal really is a Newborn Hal. I.e., our future robotic animatronic overlord. They have crossed the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley" rel="nofollow">Uncanny Valley</a> right into the terrifying chasm. Wow, Craig, that is seriously scary. I can’t believe Newborn Hal really is a Newborn Hal. I.e., our future robotic animatronic overlord. They have crossed the Uncanny Valley right into the terrifying chasm.

]]> By: Ryan http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1701 Ryan Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:08:02 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1701 There is no way these boxes are full of robotic computer personalities. The quality of cardboard clearly indicates this is organic material. Most likely living, based on the careful way the boxes have been stacked and taped. There is no way these boxes are full of robotic computer personalities. The quality of cardboard clearly indicates this is organic material. Most likely living, based on the careful way the boxes have been stacked and taped.

]]> By: craig http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1700 craig Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:48:14 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1700 have any of you googled newborn hal? almost as creepy as "Birthing Noelle" http://today.ucf.edu/files/2009/09/photo-jacque-brund_noelle1_72dpi.jpg http://www.childrenshospital.org/clinicalservices/Site2240/Images/Newborn%20Hal.bmp have any of you googled newborn hal? almost as creepy as “Birthing Noelle”

http://today.ucf.edu/files/2009/09/photo-jacque-brund_noelle1_72dpi.jpg

http://www.childrenshospital.org/clinicalservices/Site2240/Images/Newborn%20Hal.bmp

]]> By: Davis http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1698 Davis Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:22:36 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1698 Ben: Lol. I was trying to think of a Space Odyssey joke, but failed. Ben: Lol. I was trying to think of a Space Odyssey joke, but failed.

]]> By: Ben Pratt http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1697 Ben Pratt Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:13:34 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1697 Davis: "Newborn Hal, please prepare four Breast Mailer Boxes." Newborn Hal: "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." Davis: “Newborn Hal, please prepare four Breast Mailer Boxes.”

Newborn Hal: “I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

]]> By: Wade http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/03/08/special-delivery/#comment-1696 Wade Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:04:23 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1709#comment-1696 I'm guessing these are strictly for medical purposes because had it been for a mutually beneficial business transaction, one would assume they'd be shipped by a diplomatic agent in a BREAST CONSIGNMENT MAILER BOX. I’m guessing these are strictly for medical purposes because had it been for a mutually beneficial business transaction, one would assume they’d be shipped by a diplomatic agent in a BREAST CONSIGNMENT MAILER BOX.

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