Comments on: The Jay Leno Joke Generator http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/ Wisdom about stupidity Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Troy http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1166 Troy Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:30:08 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1166 Arizona Senator John McCain is hitting the campaign trail seeking another term in the Senate. The tough part for him is, only 40% of Arizonans have a favorable view of his job performance. Yeah, 40%. What's even more interesting is, all 40% of those votes came from his Assisted Living Community. A Florida couple is celebrating 71 years of marriage, how about that? Wow. They said they love each other as much as the day they were married. In fact, their wedding was so long ago, there's only one surviving witness, but John McCain couldn't be reached for comment. And did you see this? A Chimpanzee at a zoo in Palm Harbor Florida attacked a zoo worker. State wildlife officials are investigating. Initial reports are that the chimp "just went bananas"...yep, just...went bananas... Arizona Senator John McCain is hitting the campaign trail seeking another term in the Senate. The tough part for him is, only 40% of Arizonans have a favorable view of his job performance. Yeah, 40%. What’s even more interesting is, all 40% of those votes came from his Assisted Living Community.

A Florida couple is celebrating 71 years of marriage, how about that? Wow. They said they love each other as much as the day they were married. In fact, their wedding was so long ago, there’s only one surviving witness, but John McCain couldn’t be reached for comment.

And did you see this? A Chimpanzee at a zoo in Palm Harbor Florida attacked a zoo worker. State wildlife officials are investigating. Initial reports are that the chimp “just went bananas”…yep, just…went bananas…

]]> By: Norm http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1162 Norm Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:02:00 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1162 To me Jay will always be the Doritos guy. To me Jay will always be the Doritos guy.

]]> By: Macy Bell http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1158 Macy Bell Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:39:19 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1158 I loved that you guys did this. You were right on, and I am with Rebecca, totally painful jokes. That Jay is such a gem. I loved that you guys did this. You were right on, and I am with Rebecca, totally painful jokes. That Jay is such a gem.

]]> By: Rebecca http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1156 Rebecca Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:41:47 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1156 those jokes sounded just like jay leno. i didn't laugh at a single one. i actually watch his show now just to put myself to sleep. those jokes sounded just like jay leno. i didn’t laugh at a single one. i actually watch his show now just to put myself to sleep.

]]> By: Christian http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1154 Christian Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:46:27 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1154 Danica, our parents have always been embarrassed of us. They tell people we're adopted (we're not) and asked us to use the false last name "Blogerstein" on dddt (we refused). Danica, our parents have always been embarrassed of us. They tell people we’re adopted (we’re not) and asked us to use the false last name “Blogerstein” on dddt (we refused).

]]> By: Ryan http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1153 Ryan Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:44:13 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1153 They've been scrambled to ensure authorial privacy. Attempts to unravel the mystery of joke authorship are frowned upon both by those authors who failed to sound like Jay Leno and those who succeeded. They’ve been scrambled to ensure authorial privacy. Attempts to unravel the mystery of joke authorship are frowned upon both by those authors who failed to sound like Jay Leno and those who succeeded.

]]> By: Braden http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1152 Braden Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:43:49 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1152 I am going to say that our parents would completely disavow all knowledge of these jokes, especially the ones about poo. I am going to say that our parents would completely disavow all knowledge of these jokes, especially the ones about poo.

]]> By: craig http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1151 craig Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:42:12 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1151 does the order of the jokes go ryan, davis, kook? does the order of the jokes go ryan, davis, kook?

]]> By: Wade http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1150 Wade Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:34:36 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1150 Yes! they would be the perfect addition. Have your mom and dad submit their own entries to the Leno joke generator. I'm serious. Do it. Like, right now. Yes! they would be the perfect addition. Have your mom and dad submit their own entries to the Leno joke generator. I’m serious. Do it. Like, right now.

]]> By: Danica http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/2010/02/12/the-jay-leno-joke-generator/#comment-1145 Danica Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:16:24 +0000 http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/?p=1453#comment-1145 Are you kidding me? Who are your guys' parents? I've gotta meet them someday. These were all top rate, but I think iPoo flushed out the competition for me. Eh? Eh? Are you kidding me? Who are your guys’ parents? I’ve gotta meet them someday. These were all top rate, but I think iPoo flushed out the competition for me. Eh? Eh?

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