Comments on: Don’t Put Painful Things in Your Eyes

By: Braden

Braden — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:44:23 +0000

wasabe and bee stingers–wonderfully evocative writing. Hillarious.
Josh, 1 1/2 times?

By: Greg

Greg — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 04:23:42 +0000

Awesome post, Ryan. So sorry that you have such material to write about. I love the part about posting a new ___ days without an ocular accident.

By: Christian

Christian — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:24:02 +0000

You do realize that all this toxins you’ve put in your eyes will cause you to go blind years earlier than you naturally would, right? Kind of funny, but kind of sad too.

By: Josh

Josh — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:42:36 +0000

Oh Ryan, I can’t stop laughing. I feel your pain. I’ve scratched my cornea 1 1/2 times. Thanks for a good laugh.

By: Katherine (Foulger) Lewis

Katherine (Foulger) Lewis — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:34:10 +0000

I’m with Davis…the best/saddest part is seeing you immediately dash for help and no one having a clue what has happened. So sad yet so funny. Good work for getting in on video, but I was left wanting about 20-30 seconds more. I kept replaying it hoping to see a little more each time. At least you’ve only had run-ins with nasty liquids. Watch out for pointy, sharp objects. I took a CPR class yesterday and saw a guy with a piece of glass stuck in his eye…it could always be worse.

By: Molly P

Molly P — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:39:37 +0000

I would love to be your secretary…or just to meet her one day. I can’t even imagine the crazy things she sees you do on a daily basis. Are you the Michael Scott or the dwight or the kevin of the office…I haven’t decided!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:59:22 +0000

Yeah, most of my sympathy these days comes with laughter. I’m sort of used to it.

By: Andrea W.

Andrea W. — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:39:03 +0000

This is seriously kind of amazing how many run ins your poor eyes have had. While I am really sympathetic, I totally lost control when I read about your pepper in the eye while demonstrating the cactus. That is hilarious!

By: Eliza

Eliza — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:19:32 +0000

holy crap that is unbelievable how many times that has happened to you lately. unbelievable and dang funny. Something in the eye is probably one of the most annoyingly awful pains, just water from the shower is enough to render me totally helpless and flailing around til I get them dry and not stinging anymore. anyway, good stuff, I’m glad we could all benefit from your pain. ; )

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:47:43 +0000

that was lol hilarious. a true DDDT moment. well, moments, actually. i love the “mentholated bonfire,” glass eye fear, and macy no longer feeling sympathetic (i can relate). loved it.